Metaphorbes
People thought I'm dead.. People thought I'm lost... People thought I'm on rehab.. Just kidding...
Well, it's not that I'm back.. I had always been around. I was just roaming around STILL observing beings in this damned planet. Just like the topic of this latest blog post.
Are you aware of the population of all the rich people in Makati? Approximately 67% of those living in Makati are rich people and in this 67%, 38% are those what I call Metaphorbes. (Okay, okay, actually, I made that survey up just to make some good start.. hehehehe... Also that term---I made that up too).
'Metaphorbe' is the term I use when I talk about the old rich women who are very stereotypical. I just got the word from the Filipino/Spanish(?) term 'Matapobre' which also defines the same people. I usually spot this kind of breed in Makati (since that's where I live and that's where I usually hang out).
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Alright. Right now we stand at the escalator of Glorietta Four. We spot a lot of people and social climbers (numerous social climbers---count us in if you want!!!) in different directions and before you could say "Daddy, where did you leave my new Porn CD?", you could already spot another of this kind we call Metaphorbus Jamesus. There!! Right there!!! A different sight--yet maintiing that stereotypical image:
Thick make up, high-raising brows (drawn by their shaky wrinkled hands), Dyed (if not, highlighted) hair, costumes---I-I-I mean wardrobes like the ones you see from Old Women Showbiz Personalities, and of course, the undying jewelries which have the purpose to show everyone that they are the only children of God (if they believe in such--or if they MAKE-MAKE-BELIEVE on such!!!).
There. See that. She walks down there along with her 9-year old niece probably. Of course, she encourages the niece to wear very short shorts (pekpek shorts as I call them). Oh, and there's her nephew who's fixated with his three girlfriends, his new Honda City, and his bank account (just like his father!!!).. Wiat there goes another one!!! Same looks, only she is wearing an ugly shawl---probably tro indicate that she's the queen of the hive..
Oh there's another one.. And they all meet in the eye!! They stare---GLARE at each other and raise their eyebrows. One of them started sweating for she thinks she's not as rich as the first two--she didn't have any good-looking niece nor nephew nor a shawl and a husband who looked like an executive (but a bank account to his wife). SHe was sweating so hard despite the airconditioning of the mall that her eyebrow got erased and left the place.
The two were left. SO they rushed to the nearest boutique to start purchasing anything they could to show off. The one with the most money spent wins!! Good luck!!!
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More Metaphorbe Files in the future... ^_^
Well, it's not that I'm back.. I had always been around. I was just roaming around STILL observing beings in this damned planet. Just like the topic of this latest blog post.
Are you aware of the population of all the rich people in Makati? Approximately 67% of those living in Makati are rich people and in this 67%, 38% are those what I call Metaphorbes. (Okay, okay, actually, I made that survey up just to make some good start.. hehehehe... Also that term---I made that up too).
'Metaphorbe' is the term I use when I talk about the old rich women who are very stereotypical. I just got the word from the Filipino/Spanish(?) term 'Matapobre' which also defines the same people. I usually spot this kind of breed in Makati (since that's where I live and that's where I usually hang out).
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Alright. Right now we stand at the escalator of Glorietta Four. We spot a lot of people and social climbers (numerous social climbers---count us in if you want!!!) in different directions and before you could say "Daddy, where did you leave my new Porn CD?", you could already spot another of this kind we call Metaphorbus Jamesus. There!! Right there!!! A different sight--yet maintiing that stereotypical image:
Thick make up, high-raising brows (drawn by their shaky wrinkled hands), Dyed (if not, highlighted) hair, costumes---I-I-I mean wardrobes like the ones you see from Old Women Showbiz Personalities, and of course, the undying jewelries which have the purpose to show everyone that they are the only children of God (if they believe in such--or if they MAKE-MAKE-BELIEVE on such!!!).
There. See that. She walks down there along with her 9-year old niece probably. Of course, she encourages the niece to wear very short shorts (pekpek shorts as I call them). Oh, and there's her nephew who's fixated with his three girlfriends, his new Honda City, and his bank account (just like his father!!!).. Wiat there goes another one!!! Same looks, only she is wearing an ugly shawl---probably tro indicate that she's the queen of the hive..
Oh there's another one.. And they all meet in the eye!! They stare---GLARE at each other and raise their eyebrows. One of them started sweating for she thinks she's not as rich as the first two--she didn't have any good-looking niece nor nephew nor a shawl and a husband who looked like an executive (but a bank account to his wife). SHe was sweating so hard despite the airconditioning of the mall that her eyebrow got erased and left the place.
The two were left. SO they rushed to the nearest boutique to start purchasing anything they could to show off. The one with the most money spent wins!! Good luck!!!
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More Metaphorbe Files in the future... ^_^
