Bangbus and Rocks
The sight of a PVP Liner Bus in the morning means two things: 1) I'm lucky but... 2) I'm late..
Since I was late, it was good for me though that I was able to save at least two pesos for my fare that morning... PVP Liner bus come always late, I tell you.. There is 5% chance that I would get to ride one on an early hour... Believe me...
As we trudged down the Osmeña Highway, we stopped to pick up some more creatures at the Vito Cruz station beside the Railway station. That's where I found that creature who was seeking terror... who probably WAS a member of a well-known terrorist group. But I guess he got kicked off for his fascination in creating some freakshow.
He was a dark-skinned man, with curly filthy-looking hair, thin body, and was wearing a green shirt and some blue shorts. He also carried some pink sling bag to probably state that he's sort of kikay.
Kikay terror... Steeeg!!!
I thought he was a barker (which in here means 'someone who barks at people not to scare them away but to make them ride the vehicle without carrying any pink kikay sling bag) so I did not pay any attention to him (why should I pay attention, I don't have enough money to pay!!!.... don't mind my korny jokes). But then he started banging hard (REALLY FUCKING HARD) on the bus and the worst part of it was he was banging exactly on my fucking spot!!! I was knocked out of my daydreaming. That friggin' jerk!!!
Then, he was not contented with banging on our bus (this is not porn, sorry). He picked up a larger rock to bang some more and scared the shit out of the passengers. I wanted to shout at the driver to "get us hell out of here!!!"
The bus stayed some more. Their motto was probably "We can risk the safety of our passengers for the bigger number of passengers that we could attain!!! sakay na!!!". Then, the conductor already started shouting at the kikay-greasy man holding a rock. I could not make out what they were saying but I sure hell know the conductor was trying to shoo that freak away.
Due to anger, the "barker" picked up a larger rock. Miraculously, our bus DID NOT start yet. Probably the driver wanted to replace us (who are already paid) with new passengers so that they could earn more money.... Hmmmm... Strategy.. Just kidding!!! ^_^
Then finally, after a few bang of the man with his mighty rock, we continued down the road. I wasn't much scared at that moment though because I was sure that I'll be safe inside. But the problem was that anytime, the 'barker' could just throw his rock into the bus.
I ended up with a theory since the 'barker' seemed really high and freaky: He is fixated with ROCKS.
Since I was late, it was good for me though that I was able to save at least two pesos for my fare that morning... PVP Liner bus come always late, I tell you.. There is 5% chance that I would get to ride one on an early hour... Believe me...
As we trudged down the Osmeña Highway, we stopped to pick up some more creatures at the Vito Cruz station beside the Railway station. That's where I found that creature who was seeking terror... who probably WAS a member of a well-known terrorist group. But I guess he got kicked off for his fascination in creating some freakshow.
He was a dark-skinned man, with curly filthy-looking hair, thin body, and was wearing a green shirt and some blue shorts. He also carried some pink sling bag to probably state that he's sort of kikay.
Kikay terror... Steeeg!!!
I thought he was a barker (which in here means 'someone who barks at people not to scare them away but to make them ride the vehicle without carrying any pink kikay sling bag) so I did not pay any attention to him (why should I pay attention, I don't have enough money to pay!!!.... don't mind my korny jokes). But then he started banging hard (REALLY FUCKING HARD) on the bus and the worst part of it was he was banging exactly on my fucking spot!!! I was knocked out of my daydreaming. That friggin' jerk!!!
Then, he was not contented with banging on our bus (this is not porn, sorry). He picked up a larger rock to bang some more and scared the shit out of the passengers. I wanted to shout at the driver to "get us hell out of here!!!"
The bus stayed some more. Their motto was probably "We can risk the safety of our passengers for the bigger number of passengers that we could attain!!! sakay na!!!". Then, the conductor already started shouting at the kikay-greasy man holding a rock. I could not make out what they were saying but I sure hell know the conductor was trying to shoo that freak away.
Due to anger, the "barker" picked up a larger rock. Miraculously, our bus DID NOT start yet. Probably the driver wanted to replace us (who are already paid) with new passengers so that they could earn more money.... Hmmmm... Strategy.. Just kidding!!! ^_^
Then finally, after a few bang of the man with his mighty rock, we continued down the road. I wasn't much scared at that moment though because I was sure that I'll be safe inside. But the problem was that anytime, the 'barker' could just throw his rock into the bus.
I ended up with a theory since the 'barker' seemed really high and freaky: He is fixated with ROCKS.
