Pornography of My Inner Universe
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One Peso

By Wild Ice
Do not ever do something that gives you no clue where it is going. One of the most annoying things about the latest trend of having a computer cafe business here in the country is that they, the owners, really have no telepathic skills to communicate with computers. People will have such business without the knowledge of how to deal with the machine! It's really frustrating that when you have a problem with the computer you're using, they don't know how to fix it. Instead...
Owner: Just go to another PC.
You: *used another PC. The PC hangs on the same image and it shuts off. It restarted. It has a problem* Excuse me, my computer has a problem.
Owner: Let me see. *pretends to think of a solution by clicking on nonsense windows even though you are fully aware he is doing something that wouldn't do any solution to the problem* Just go to PC....
You: But there are no more computers.
Owner: Uh.. Wait for a user to sign out so you could use one.
You: But I need to chat with my crush or else she'll dump me!!!

Another annoying thing is when people don't know how their job works. For example, my baby went to a store for a phone load (prepaid load). The old hag who had no idea of the new promo of our network listened as we told her how to go to the page of that particular load (We don't sell phone loads but we're better than her! How nice!). The load costs only five pesos. Then, as she sent us the load, she complained: "Hey! It cuts off five peso from my original load! What do I get from this? You should pay six pesos!"
It caught my ear and my precious ire was on the roll with such a tiny issue, "What did she say? Doesn't it cost only five pesos?"
She went on with her complain only rephrasing it.
"Why, we went from Taguig, ParaƱaque, Makati... It costs the same!" I rebutted. "This is the only store that asks for additional one peso. If you have a complain about the price, go to the network, do not be unfair to us."
My baby and my friend took me away and said it's okay. It's not the one peso that gets me burning, SHE'S SO IGNORANT. She loads for that network without knowing that PROMO???? FFFFFFFFFF---(Don't dare me to say the 'f' word). Instead, I growled as we walked in the streets. Yes, I do that when I meet stupid people. I feel like jumping unto them and ripping their innards out of their frightened oblivious body.
What's happening to the heads of our humanity? Are we evolving into something that doesn't need any capability to think??
Excuse me for a while, I'm sharpening my claws as I try to recall where I hid my royal revolver.
 

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