It's TAE, My Dear, TAE. Feces!
Watch out. I'm throwing shits right now. I'm pissed off big time! Have you ever had that time that you were in a smooth flow of thoughts as you type something and then suddenly, the screen went blank.
I just had one. Somebody accidentally kicked the plug off the outlet and I controlled my eruption by merely hissing. The most annoying part was that guy who restarted the computer did not apologize and just kept silent. I WISH HE DEFECATE BLADES AS HE WALKED AWAY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GETS TURNED OFF SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM WHICH WILL MAKE HIM TERRIBLY LONESOME AND POOR BECAUSE HIS CREDIT CARD WON"T WORK ANYMORE.
Speaking of defecate, I was actually writing a while ago about this one event which I bet most
of you has experienced already. Have you ever had that time when somebody figures out that you have just "withdrawn" from the bathroom and they give this unnatural yet common reaction, "Ewwww... You're disgusting! Yuck!"?
I just had one.
This happened at work when I came out and the people there realized what I just did since there were already two people in line when I came out. One person said the reaction I quoted above. I smiled, forcing my brow not to rise and my throat from spitting fire, "Why?? It's natural... I'd be damned if..."
I just dismissed the nonsense talk. I was too lazy to argue that time and the words are now left hanging in my head so I have to let it out of this toilet bowl.
Yes! You're definitely holding my shit. All you need to do now, my dear reader, is flush it. Oh, the flush is automatic, it's right there inside your skull.
Why should defecating be disgusting?? I used a bathroom, emptied my bowels as everyone else does into the toilet bowl... What's wrong with that?
You could say it's disgusting if I defecate in front of you, or I ate my own feces, or worse, don't defecate! I'd be a living example of a sewer! Smell me, Manila! Smell me!
Are we that stupid now? Do we want the human species to collect waste inside our bodies? Or do we think it's very unnatural to empty our bowels?
Please flush these shit I just posted.
There. Feels better.
I just had one. Somebody accidentally kicked the plug off the outlet and I controlled my eruption by merely hissing. The most annoying part was that guy who restarted the computer did not apologize and just kept silent. I WISH HE DEFECATE BLADES AS HE WALKED AWAY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GETS TURNED OFF SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM WHICH WILL MAKE HIM TERRIBLY LONESOME AND POOR BECAUSE HIS CREDIT CARD WON"T WORK ANYMORE.
Speaking of defecate, I was actually writing a while ago about this one event which I bet most
of you has experienced already. Have you ever had that time when somebody figures out that you have just "withdrawn" from the bathroom and they give this unnatural yet common reaction, "Ewwww... You're disgusting! Yuck!"?
I just had one.
This happened at work when I came out and the people there realized what I just did since there were already two people in line when I came out. One person said the reaction I quoted above. I smiled, forcing my brow not to rise and my throat from spitting fire, "Why?? It's natural... I'd be damned if..."
I just dismissed the nonsense talk. I was too lazy to argue that time and the words are now left hanging in my head so I have to let it out of this toilet bowl.
Yes! You're definitely holding my shit. All you need to do now, my dear reader, is flush it. Oh, the flush is automatic, it's right there inside your skull.
Why should defecating be disgusting?? I used a bathroom, emptied my bowels as everyone else does into the toilet bowl... What's wrong with that?
You could say it's disgusting if I defecate in front of you, or I ate my own feces, or worse, don't defecate! I'd be a living example of a sewer! Smell me, Manila! Smell me!
Are we that stupid now? Do we want the human species to collect waste inside our bodies? Or do we think it's very unnatural to empty our bowels?
Please flush these shit I just posted.
There. Feels better.
