I remember back in college (I’m old!1 I’m using such clause!!!) that my philospohy teacher and my classmate Iya would chat about the thing they have in common: their partners with unblessed visage. They pointed out that one of the best things about it is not worrying that their partners would be seduced by any other creature on the planet because not one creature (other than them) would dare. I had to nod in agreement with that.

Now, it seems to me that my situation with my partner is quite a challenge considering that my Baby is, ehem, really good looking. My Baby have encountered people who were really obsessed with him; from old hags to emotional motherfuckers (bitter??!). One of those men had committed u-suicide just a few months ago with part of the reason for doing so is when my Baby left him (but they really had nothing). There was also this guy who tried to seduce my Baby in a bedroom. After a few months, that guy was found dead and my Baby only learned it from the news (That’s what he get for trying to seduce my Baby!!!)… Then there is this stalker last last week.. Then since last last week, there is this guy who believed he had a more-than-friends relationship with my Baby and even dared ask a question such as “who will you choose: James or me?” They ended their conversation with that desperate guy weeping stupidly (as if that guy has no relationship with another).

We started thinking that maybe my Baby had a curse… See the pattern of the tragedy that falls under everyone who tried to seduce my Baby? Hehehe.. Maybe the only one who gets the immunity is the one who is really loved.. *clears throat* Hehehehe.. Cheese…

But in any ways, my philospohy teacher and Iya are right: That beauty leaves me biting my nails whenever we’re not together. But, hey, all I need is trust… And some extra super powers to leave those scavengers bleeding on the ground.