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Some says that answering "surveys" gives people a clue of what you're up to these days and how you're doing or simply who the hell you are. By this time then, I figured to answer some survey which would express (hopefully) how I've been doing these days. Good luck (for understanding):
1. Inlove right now?
-No.
2. With whom?
-Nyeta!! With nobody, ass!!
3. Have you ever kissed someone with the same sex on the lips?
- Funny, yeah.
4. Who was it?
- I don't kiss and tell. It's not someone I'm inlove with, really...
5. Are you mad with someone now?
- Funny you should ask--yeah!!! I mean--HELL YEAH!!!
6. And who is that unlucky person?
- A professor--not Prof M. this time. (clue: when you dissect a frog, she looks like the frog. Oh, another clue, she smokes weed I guess---she's an ass, big time).
7. What do you want to do to her?
- Have her ambushed. And then I'll probably drive her crazy until she goes down to hell. Wait a second---why have my malevolence broadcasted all of a sudden??
8. When was the last time you had sex with someone?
- Before I went to bed on my past life (damn it!! D'you have to ask?? I haven't done shit ever!!)
9. Who is/are the person/s you look up to?
- Britney Spears (subtract the drugs, the number of comic "I do's"---yeah, I love her).
10. Who was the last person ever to call you at this moment?
- Hahahahaha.. That would be a secret.
11. What/who makes you smile lately?
- That NIGHT!! That TOUCH!!! DAMN IT--that fucking touch!!! Wooohooo!! HEhehehe... We were drunk and they came and... I never thought we could get close for a while.. (flirt)
12. Who are you talking about?
- It's a secret. Well, we're not really into something.. Just that we haven't reached anything yet.. except that touch!!
13. WHat are you, a superstar?? Come on, tell us....
- Bitch!!! What are you, an Insider??! I'll tell you guys if something big happens.. It's not really that significant right now.
14. Fine, whatever..
- Since when did surveys learn how to speak?
15. Since when did people being asked questions get to ask questions back to surveys?
- Now.
16. Exactly, that's what I'm trying to say.
- Ass.
17. Moving on, what word describes who you are right now?
- Freaky.
18. What were the funniest words you said lately to your bestfriend?
- ANg libog-libog mo!!!! Ang landi mo talaga--ang libog-libog mo--akala mo hindi ko nakikita yon?! (I actually yelled this to her while her crush was walking just a few feet away from us. It's because I've been observing her hand resting somewhere on that guy while we were having some conversations yesterday).
19. If you were to ask me a question, what would it be?
- Refer to my answer at number fifteen.
20. Did you enjoy my survey?
- Uh, who are you again??
1. Inlove right now?
-No.
2. With whom?
-Nyeta!! With nobody, ass!!
3. Have you ever kissed someone with the same sex on the lips?
- Funny, yeah.
4. Who was it?
- I don't kiss and tell. It's not someone I'm inlove with, really...
5. Are you mad with someone now?
- Funny you should ask--yeah!!! I mean--HELL YEAH!!!
6. And who is that unlucky person?
- A professor--not Prof M. this time. (clue: when you dissect a frog, she looks like the frog. Oh, another clue, she smokes weed I guess---she's an ass, big time).
7. What do you want to do to her?
- Have her ambushed. And then I'll probably drive her crazy until she goes down to hell. Wait a second---why have my malevolence broadcasted all of a sudden??
8. When was the last time you had sex with someone?
- Before I went to bed on my past life (damn it!! D'you have to ask?? I haven't done shit ever!!)
9. Who is/are the person/s you look up to?
- Britney Spears (subtract the drugs, the number of comic "I do's"---yeah, I love her).
10. Who was the last person ever to call you at this moment?
- Hahahahaha.. That would be a secret.
11. What/who makes you smile lately?
- That NIGHT!! That TOUCH!!! DAMN IT--that fucking touch!!! Wooohooo!! HEhehehe... We were drunk and they came and... I never thought we could get close for a while.. (flirt)
12. Who are you talking about?
- It's a secret. Well, we're not really into something.. Just that we haven't reached anything yet.. except that touch!!
13. WHat are you, a superstar?? Come on, tell us....
- Bitch!!! What are you, an Insider??! I'll tell you guys if something big happens.. It's not really that significant right now.
14. Fine, whatever..
- Since when did surveys learn how to speak?
15. Since when did people being asked questions get to ask questions back to surveys?
- Now.
16. Exactly, that's what I'm trying to say.
- Ass.
17. Moving on, what word describes who you are right now?
- Freaky.
18. What were the funniest words you said lately to your bestfriend?
- ANg libog-libog mo!!!! Ang landi mo talaga--ang libog-libog mo--akala mo hindi ko nakikita yon?! (I actually yelled this to her while her crush was walking just a few feet away from us. It's because I've been observing her hand resting somewhere on that guy while we were having some conversations yesterday).
19. If you were to ask me a question, what would it be?
- Refer to my answer at number fifteen.
20. Did you enjoy my survey?
- Uh, who are you again??
