Mall Tour
One of my favorite pastime would be becoming a mundane---I'm telling you, even if it's really a little icky and so-not-my-type and all that jazz, it's FUN (capital F, capital U and capital N)!!!
One of my greatest mundane experience would be the Mall Tour I attended yesterday. We ended up there by chance when my BFF Mitch and I traveled around Ayala with the realization that we missed the place though we're sick of it! Anyway, the Mall Tour was for this movie "A Very Special Love" starring John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo (I swear, at this very moment I'm typing, my right palm is itchy---it must be money from Star Cinema for promoting the movie!!!). Anyway, it's a good choice of mundane movie and event, eh? (But in fairness, Sarah's antics were tickling me).
I stood in the middle of the damned crowd with Mitch and she dared that we take pictures along with the stars and pretend we are SOOOO into them (and I kept on screaming Aga Mulach). There were girls screaming in front of me and I was mocking them from behind.
I stopped and told myself, "It's what they like. Who am I to judge?!!" So I just shrugged and dropped the mocking which I had been doing over the fifteen minutes of standing in the midst of so many men who are inlove with John Lloyd.
I even made a comment near them, "Andami namang lalaking inlove kay John Lloyd."
Drop it.
Then, that DJ whom I hated the most for her corniest jokes and punchlines appeared onstage. I quipped, "I should've brought some gun for this good opportunity." The security guard a few feet away from us must've heard me because he started glaring at me.
Drop it.
There was some game (don't worry--I wouldn't share the fucking details) but I enjoyed one part of it when Freaky DJ asked one audience, "Ano itong baon ni John Lloyd na magagamit niya pag masakit ang kanyang ulo?"
Answer of that certain being: "Sandwich"
Answer we needed: "Biogesic." (Maybe sandwich is proven pain reliever in this generation!!!Who knows? Maybe he was a scientist!!)
Then, there was the 'bring me' game. The DJ would say a phrase and the last word would be the product which you would toss on her face to end her friggin' career; "Dahil maingat ako, lagi akong may dalang _____."
I panicked; "I DON'T HAVE ANY CONDOM IN MY POCKETS!!!! I AM NOT MAINGAT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"payong," DJ/Nuisance continued.
"oh... ..."
There was a short intermission by some group of male dancers. The steps were "right on!!" and "Saikou!!!" but it was the first time that I ever saw some emo guys dancing (especially to the beat of "Elevator"). That was the funny part of the show!!!
And the show started----"AGA MULACH!!!" I cried and took pictures of the two (John Lloyd and Sarah) onstage. But it seemed that Mitch couldn't take it anymore so she invited me to leave---which was the last thing I wanted on earth!! I had been rolling my eyes for thirty fucking minutes so it was time for me to, again, drop the nasty comments which had been running in my head.
Again, I told myself, DROP IT.
One of my greatest mundane experience would be the Mall Tour I attended yesterday. We ended up there by chance when my BFF Mitch and I traveled around Ayala with the realization that we missed the place though we're sick of it! Anyway, the Mall Tour was for this movie "A Very Special Love" starring John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo (I swear, at this very moment I'm typing, my right palm is itchy---it must be money from Star Cinema for promoting the movie!!!). Anyway, it's a good choice of mundane movie and event, eh? (But in fairness, Sarah's antics were tickling me).
I stood in the middle of the damned crowd with Mitch and she dared that we take pictures along with the stars and pretend we are SOOOO into them (and I kept on screaming Aga Mulach). There were girls screaming in front of me and I was mocking them from behind.
I stopped and told myself, "It's what they like. Who am I to judge?!!" So I just shrugged and dropped the mocking which I had been doing over the fifteen minutes of standing in the midst of so many men who are inlove with John Lloyd.
I even made a comment near them, "Andami namang lalaking inlove kay John Lloyd."
Drop it.
Then, that DJ whom I hated the most for her corniest jokes and punchlines appeared onstage. I quipped, "I should've brought some gun for this good opportunity." The security guard a few feet away from us must've heard me because he started glaring at me.
Drop it.
There was some game (don't worry--I wouldn't share the fucking details) but I enjoyed one part of it when Freaky DJ asked one audience, "Ano itong baon ni John Lloyd na magagamit niya pag masakit ang kanyang ulo?"
Answer of that certain being: "Sandwich"
Answer we needed: "Biogesic." (Maybe sandwich is proven pain reliever in this generation!!!Who knows? Maybe he was a scientist!!)
Then, there was the 'bring me' game. The DJ would say a phrase and the last word would be the product which you would toss on her face to end her friggin' career; "Dahil maingat ako, lagi akong may dalang _____."
I panicked; "I DON'T HAVE ANY CONDOM IN MY POCKETS!!!! I AM NOT MAINGAT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"payong," DJ/Nuisance continued.
"oh... ..."
There was a short intermission by some group of male dancers. The steps were "right on!!" and "Saikou!!!" but it was the first time that I ever saw some emo guys dancing (especially to the beat of "Elevator"). That was the funny part of the show!!!
And the show started----"AGA MULACH!!!" I cried and took pictures of the two (John Lloyd and Sarah) onstage. But it seemed that Mitch couldn't take it anymore so she invited me to leave---which was the last thing I wanted on earth!! I had been rolling my eyes for thirty fucking minutes so it was time for me to, again, drop the nasty comments which had been running in my head.
Again, I told myself, DROP IT.
